The Forecast is Bleak

What the hell is up with the weather recently?!

Now I apologise in advance for being so British...we like talking about the weather- but most importantly- we like complaining about the weather.

But anyway, I am pretty darn sure that I recall weather experts- why they are called meteoroligists google only knows!- saying we were going to have a lovely hot summer. I have witnessed the hot bit, not the lovely. STUPID MOGGY/HUMID WEATHER!!!

I'm beginning to wonder though what the British weather forecasters think a 'lovely' day is. The British people quite clearly know that it means: blue sky, hot weather,( possibly with a cooling breeze). To put it into a situation...a lovely day was when Wimbledon could play a whole day without stopping, and without on-lookers not being tempted to even look at their brollies or rain coats. Of course the new presence of Wimbledon, being the roof, has meant that endless play can be seen. But the rule can still be applied to all other outside courts...and Henman Hill (apparently it's his until Murray actually wins it)

However, if the current weather is a 'lovely' day then forecasters have obviously got bored of praying for the Good Life, and are trying to bring the rest of Britain down to their gloomy- 5 day- outlook.

Now you would think after centuries of poor weather, and those glimmer of hopes that turned out to be just a glimmer, we would have learnt to lower our hopes for the next year... but no! we are so silly, we think that next summer will be that beautiful summer where Glastonbury is dry and hospital admissions soar because we are also stupid enough not to put on enough sun cream so we burn to hell!

You want to know my solution? Well you're going to anyway.

People should stop complaining...and go on holiday. Sorted. It also means you can get your mum or dad off work too!

Now THAT would lead to a perfect summers day =]